I’m doing a giveaway!

This may come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but I am doing a giveaway for my 3,000 follower count (I’m about 5 away now, but I’ll be running this for a full month!) with a lot of great prizes (and even some from Lisa Stapleton!) ! I’m really excited that I’ve almost made 3,000 followers on Twitter!

Click here to enter!

I’m doing a giveaway!

This may come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but I am doing a giveaway for my 3,000 follower count (I’m about 5 away now, but I’ll be running this for a full month!) with a lot of great prizes (and even some from Lisa Stapleton!) ! I’m really excited that I’ve almost made 3,000 followers on Twitter!

Click here to enter!

I’m doing a giveaway!

This may come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but I am doing a giveaway for my 3,000 follower count (I’m about 5 away now, but I’ll be running this for a full month!) with a lot of great prizes (and even some from Lisa Stapleton!) ! I’m really excited that I’ve almost made 3,000 followers on Twitter!

Click here to enter!

I’m doing a giveaway!

This may come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but I am doing a giveaway for my 3,000 follower count (I’m about 5 away now, but I’ll be running this for a full month!) with a lot of great prizes (and even some from Lisa Stapleton!) ! I’m really excited that I’ve almost made 3,000 followers on Twitter!

Click here to enter!

Book reviews: Sub Tweet – A Crazy Ink Anthology

With a title like Sub Tweet I was excited to see what this was going to be about. Everyone knows I’m the master of subtweeting people (not really, I lack a whole bunch of subtlety, lbr).

I was blown away by the sheer talents of the authors in this anthology. I absolutely adored every second of this book. I ended up reading it in just a single day, and while I did skip one or two stories (because of triggering subject matter – sexual assault, kidnapping) I’m happy I read it.

It was more than just an anthology about subtweets, it was a whole commentary on technology and how we as humans have come to rely on it so much. The authors used subtweets or vague books to start off their stories and launched into an entire world of what said tweet or Facebook post could mean.

It gives life to the reality behind posting these types of things about people and makes you think. There are people you’re hurting with these things you say, but the person you’re hurting the most is yourself. This anthology does a good job of making sure people know that it is entirely unfair to say these types of things because all it’s going to do is come back on you.

Overall rating: ★ ★ ★ ★
(4/5 Stars. )

Rating breakdown:

Prose: 👍👍👍👍
Plot: 😄😄😄😄
Characterization: 👩‍🚀👩‍🚀👩‍🚀👩‍🚀
Boredom meter: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Some of these stories were total knock outs. I adored them. Crazy Ink really knows how to put together a good anthology!

MCU Re-watch: Iron Man

I’m re-watching the entirety of the MCU, these are my live tweets.

And so it begins. My rewatch of Iron Man is starting….now. Fair warning, this will probably be a thirst thread because I am thirsty for Tony Stark. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Okay they’re in the desert. Nice mountains. Some cars are driving. HELL YEAH CLASSIC ROCK IS PLAYING. I haven’t seen this movie in 10 years so this is kind of all new to me again.

The first song of the MCU is Back in Black – AC/DC and I’m like this is PERFECT.


RDJ speaks and I start giggling.

Oh my god he’s a total asshole.

Tony Stark: I don’t wanna see this on your myspace Me: OH MY GOD I’M OLD.

Oh no oh no oh no. Someone save this poor asshole from these explosions! I’m so upset about these poor soldiers that just died. Also why is his phone making that noise.

Stark Industries bomb: WADDAP
Me: *singing Poetic Justice* BE BETTER, TONY. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.

Wow Tony built his first circuit board at 4. And then his first engine at 6. They made America a woman? Sure don’t seem that way >>.


WOW OLD RHODEY. I have CHILLS.

Where is Tony? I forgot what happened to him in this scene. Oh right he’s gambling. Of course he is.

WOW HAPPY LOOKS SO DIFFERENT Y’ALL. EVERYONE IS HOT IN THIS MOVIE.

Hello Christine Everhart.

Christine: You’ve been called the DaVinci of our time, what do you say to that?
Tony: Absolutely ridiculous, I don’t paint.
Me: HA
Christine: And what about your other nickname, “The Merchant of Death” Me: oh fuck

Wow Christine and Tony just going at it. Tag yourself I’m JARVIS wakin her up and bein like “Get out. Thanks.”

OH LOOK IT’S CALIFORNIA!

I completely forgot about this part. Why do I keep forgetting things?

Pepper is just like “Hey. Time to leave Christine.”

Christine: After all these years, Tony still has you picking up his dry cleaning
Pepper: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires, including occasionally taking out the trash.
Me: OH SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!


I’m crying about about Pepper and Tony right now. They’re so cute oh my god help? Originally I didn’t care for this relationship, but knowing all I know now I’m like THESE CHILDREN.

Rhodey is so mad. And tbh I would be too. Cause they just straight up replaced him in the second movie lmao.

Even arguing they take the hot towel and I’m like yeah. Yeah hot towels are amazing.

Someone explain to my gay ass why Tony Stark looks so hot here:

Uh….Rhodey????????

Calm down, Tony Stark, you edge-lord.

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SCENE

Why TF is he calling Tony while he’s shirtless? UMMM?? Is this some kind of weird power play or something?

The moment when you see them put the magnet which would eventually become part of the arc reactor into Tony’s chest and you’re like

😱

Tony: *pulling long tube out of his nose* Me: *SCREAMING AND GAGGING* EWWWWWWWAUUGHHH

Tony waking up and finding the arc reactor like “What the fuck???”

For a genius Tony is a fucking moron. You wanna know how that got your guns, Tony? They fucking stole them. Or maybe someone sold them to them. Illegally. Wow did he really think that the US Military were the only people to use his weapons?

Wow he just called Tony the most famous mass murderer in all of history. That’s gotta suck. What an intense wake up call.

And he just refused to build the missile and now they’re torturing him. And now he’s seeing how much of his tech they actually have in this war.

Oh god the moment where Tony realizes they’re going to kill him once he builds the missile and he’s just like “fuck” and I’m like “fuck.”

Tony and Yinsen, hostage bros for life.

Yinsen: That could run your heart for 50 lifetimes
Tony: …*looks sad and contemplative* yeah. Or something big for 15 minutes.
Me: *eating a sandwich and sobbing*

The Ten Rings trying to figure out why the fuck the shit Tony’s making doesn’t look like the picture: Maybe it’s backwards?
Me: Oh y’all.

NO YINSEN. I mean I know he’s not gonna make it, but like I don’t want him to swallow a hot coal.

Me: *swooning*

OH MAN TONY IS JUST LIKE TIME TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP.

YINSEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Tony is comin for all y’all bitches.

Dude just shoots metal like the bullet isn’t gonna ricochet. You fucking moron.

Yinsen: My family is dead. I’m going to see them now, Stark, It’s okay. I want this. I want this.
Me: *SCREAM CRYING*
Tony: Thank you for saving me.
Me: *SOBBING*
Yinsen: Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life.
Me: HE DIDN’T. HE MADE YOU PROUD. *SOBBING*

Tony: *lights people on fire*
Me: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tony: *flies*
Tony: *crashes*
Me: Iron Man, everybody.


THEY FOUND HIM! RHODEY FOUND HIM!

Rhodey: How was the fun-vee
Tony: laughs
Me: *CRIES*

Did Pepper’s hair become more red with her grief? Or is that just the sunlight?

Me: *swooning x2*

LOOK AT BABY PEPPER WITH THE REDDEST HAIR.

Tony: Hm. Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss?
Pepper: Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.
Me: *MAKES AN INHUMAN NOISE* STOP BEING SO CUTE I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

A cheeseburger and a press conference. Only one of those things sound like the Tony Stark I know.

Lol Burger King. I love that they used BK because that’s what changed actual RDJ’s life as well.

LOOK WHO IT IS Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!

I FINALLY KNOW WHAT SHIELD STANDS FOR:
Strategic
Homeland
Intervention
Enforcement
& Logistics
Division
THAT IS A MOUTHFUL Y’ALL AND COULSON JUST DELIVERS THIS LINE PERFECTLY. THIS MAN IS A GOD.

PEPPER AGREES WITH ME AND I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW THANK YOU PEPPER.

SAAAAAME, TONY.

Me: *swooning x3*

This speech is destroying me. Tony Stark oh my god.

I can’t even with this right now y’all. I’m hurt. And I’m proud. And I’m….

Tony: I have more to offer this world than making things blow up. *shuts down weapons manufacturing*
Everyone: *GASPS*
Me: YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN YOU MAKE YINSEN PROUD.

😍

BIG BOY ARC REACTOR

Obi says MANA-FACTURER

YASSS TONY MAKE ARC REACTORS.

Me: *swooning x4* (I have a thing for men button/unbuttoning other men’s shirts alright? Even if it’s platonic. I don’t KNOW)

Pepper bout to have to reach inside Tony’s chest to “change his lightbulb”, so to speak and I am READY for this (and also NOT ready for this).

Me: *swooning? x5* *also cringing and praying for Pepper*

SAME PEPPER OH MY GOD.

Pepper: THERE’S PUSS
Tony: *calmly* It’s not puss it’s an inorganic byproduct of the machine in my chest…
Pepper: IT SMELLS
Tony: yeaaah it does.
Me: *CRINGING*

Tony: Make sure you don’t pull out the magnet at the end of it
Pepper: *pulls out the magnet*
Tony: That was it
Pepper: OH GOD
Me: OH GODDDD

Pepper: What’s wrong?
Tony: Oh nothing I’m just going into cardiac arrest
Me: *SCREAMING*

Pepper: Don’t ever, ever, ever, EVER ask me to do anything like that ever again.
Tony: *smoldering eyes* I don’t have anyone, but you
Me: *HYPERVENTILATING*

Pepper: What do you want to do with this?
Tony: Destroy it. Incinerate it.
Pepper: You don’t want to keep it?
Me: *SOBBING*

Tony: JARVIS, you up?
JARVIS: For you sir? Always.
Me: *sobbing*

Taking a break from thirst tweeting about Tony Stark because I realized I have popcorn and I didn’t make any for this movie. Which is like. Against god or something.

Let’s McFuckin do this

Auuugh his voice is high but he’s got like these deep notes that make me go “YAAAAAAAAS” and swoon.

oh fuk

*SWOONING x6, x7, x,8, x9, x10, & x11*

Are you talking to yourself or your robot, Mr. Stark? Cause like…

👀

YES I LOVE WHEN HE’S TESTING THE SUIT. AHAHHA THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

*SCREAM LAUGHING*

My science fiction loving ass is just like WOOOOOOWWWWWWW rn

Tony: This is a flight stabilizer, it’s completely harmless

sAME, PEPPER

Tony: I’m being responsible that’s a new direction for m…I mean the company
Me: Lmao Tony you’re such a fucking disaster


Tony: For lack of a better reason DUM-E is still on fire safety *turns to robot* If you douse me again and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college
Me: *dying laughing*

LOOK AT HIM FLY

Watching him fly and laugh awkwardly is pretty much everything to me right now. You did it, Tony!

Tony: Yeah. I can fly.
Me: *SWOONS*

JARVIS IN THE HELMETTTTTTTT

*FUCKIN SWOONS x5000*

JARVIS: Sir there are still terabytes of actual calculations needed before a flight is TonY: JARVIS SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO RUN BEFORE YOU CAN WALK—LLLEEEEEROYYYYY JENNNKINNSSS Me & JARVIS:

🤦‍♀️
🤦‍♂️

Good thing he lives near the ocean cause if he was in a city this would probably be a huge disaster lol.

Tony oh my god. Trying to break records and shit. Have fun falling into the ocean, my dude.

Lol bye Tony.

This man is such a nerd.

OH LOOK. MY OTHER FAVORITE PART.

PEPPER GOT HIM A GIFT. I WONDER WHAT IT IS (*ALREADY CRYING*)

*MORE SOBBING*

*SNOT COMING DOWN FACE*

*SCREAMING INTO THE VOID*

*SWOONING x14*


The Ten Rings trying to put together War Machine like a fuckin ominous 3D Jigsaw puzzle.

I LOVE THAT JARVIS MAKES MENTION OF VISITING OTHER PLANETS IN HIS SUIT BECAUSE IN THE COMICS IRON MAN BECOMES PART OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

WOOOW he didn’t get an invitation to his own Firefighters Fund charity event? Fuckin rude, @/ObidiahCuntFactory

JARVIS is so fucking SNARKY.

Tony: Don’t wait up for me honey *DRIVES FAST*
Me: *SWOONS*

Tony: y’look great, Hef
Me: STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

HIM IN THIS SUIT Y’ALL I CAN’T HANDLE IT

H E L P

TBH THIS IS BOTH OF OUR FACES AS WE LOOK AT PEPPER RIGHT NOW CAUSE HOT D A M N

NOW I’M SWOONING ABOUT PEPPER. R.I.P ME, I GUESS?

Pepper: You couldn’t even tie your shoes without me
Tony: I’d make it a week
Pepper: Really? What’s your social security number??
Tony: ……………………5?
Me: *SCREAM LAUGHING*

DO ITTTTTT
JUST DO IT
DO IT
I’M READY

Tony: ….!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Pepper: *moving forward*
Tony: *moves down*
Me: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Tony: !?!?!?!?!?
Pepper: *opens eyes* I would like a drink, please
Me & Tony: WIDSISDFJFSD!?!?
Tony: Got it. Got it getting the drink. Bye. *leaves*
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: HELLO CATHERINE
Tony: Karen
Christine: It’s Christine
Wait…am I Tony Stark?

Wow she brought up Gulmira and Tony is like “FUCKING WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, BITCH.”

Tony: ARE WE DOUBLE DEALING?? UNDER THE TABLE?
Obadiah: *smirks*
Me: I WANNA STAB YOU IN THE EYEBALL. WHERE IS JOHN WICK WHEN YOU NEED HIM???

Me: *SCREAMING*

I’m literally shoveling popcorn into my mouth like WHAT U GON DO TONY WHAT U GON DO (Like I haven’t already seen this fuckin movie)

WHY IS THIS MAN SO HOT.

THE OG IRON SUIT

Tony: *shoots tiny missiles into people’s faces*
Me:

😮

Tony: *gets shot out of the sky*
Me: *laughs* ….Oh man was that mean?

OH GOD THIS SCENE IS SO FUCKIN BADASS Y’ALL I CANNOT STOP SWOONING.

*badass music plays*
Me: *headbanging*
Rhodey: The fuck is happening
Me: *HEADBANGING HARDER*

Tony: I was jogging in the canyon
Rhodey: Thought you were driving
Tony: Right. I’m driving. To the canyon. Where I’m gonna jog.
Me: y’aaaaaaaaaaaall

LMAO THAT’S MY EXIT I’M FUCKING CRYING

The US Army is trying to kill Iron Man and I’m like isn’t this just like them? They’ve also tried to kill Santa Claus several times.

Rhodey is just like “FUCK WE JUST TRIED TO KILL TONY STARK”

WHIPLASH 1 CAN’T GET HIS CHUTE OUT. TONY DO SOMETHING.

TONY SAVED HIM.

Rhodey: What am I supposed to tell the press?
Tony: Training exercise, isn’t that the usual BS?
Rhodey: It’s not that simple
Next scene, Rhodey: An unfortunate training exercise…
Me: HA

*HIGH PITCHED SCREAM LAUGHING* BECAUSE PEPPER’S FACE. OH GOD THIS SCENE HAS BEEN QUOTED SO MUCH I FORGOT IT WAS IN THIS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAAAA

ME: WERHIWERJHIIFJSDAGUEQRIGJERIJGEIK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WQEDJISDFAUIGSDFHSDFGJO~!?~?~?~?~?~?~?~?!??!?!?!?!?!!!>!!>!<>

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FOR.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SHIT.

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SO EVIL. HE’S LIKE LEX LUTHOR, BUT COMPETENT.

Tony is so fucking smart I just. I’m swooning.

NO YOU DON’T PEPPER, STOP LYING

THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT TONY, YOU FUCKWIT

PEPPER. HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS IN FRONT OF ME.

Tony: I shouldn’t be alive. Unless it was for a reason.
Me: *SCREAMING INTO THE VOID*

*STILL SCREAMING*

*SCREAMING FOREVER*


Pepper why are you skulking around like you don’t LITERALLY belong there? Stop looking so damn nervous, holy shit.

Ghost Drive Found. I love it. This is real life. Definitely.

Someone stop this fucker.

Pepper STOP HIM.

Person on tape: You didn’t tell us the person you paid us to kill was the great Tony Stark. As you see Obadiah Stane, your deception will and lies will cost you greatly.
THIS VIDEO IS HELLA INCRIMINATING. OBADIAH ISN’T COMPETENT I TAKE IT BACK.

OBADIAH IS JUST LIKE HELLO PEPPER. And I’m like PEPPERRRRRRRRRR. Like I haven’t LITERALLY SEEN THIS MOVIE AND ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

Pepper is so fucking smart, holy shit.

THIS FUCKER TALKING LIKE HE WASN’T THE ONE WHO TRIED TO KILL HIM.

Obadiah: IT really breaks my heart
Me: I’M GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE YOU GIANT PIECE OF SHIT

GET OUT

PEPPER GET OUT OF THERE. WE MUST PROTECT PEPPER POTTS AT ALL COST.

GO PHIL. GO WITH HER. PROTECT HER.

BECAUSE HE’S TONY STARK. NOT SOME HALFWIT SCIENTIST WORKING FOR YOUR DUMB ASS.

You know who else could probably build this? Peter Parker. And also Shuri. But I’m pretty sure they’re both like…5 right now.

How old is Shuri? Does anyone know?

RIGHT??????


Y’ALL OBDADIAH GOT HIM WITH THE BAD SOUND!!!!!!! NO SOMEONE SEND HIM HELP. SOMEONE HELP HIM.

PEPPER!!!!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!! SAVE TONY STARK 2K…08!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE.

*ENRAGED SHRIEKING*

NO. NO NO NO NO NO!!! NO !!!!!! NO!!!!! NBO GFIHDGFBUDFSHDASUFHGVSDUFIHV NO!!!!!!!!

*SCREAMING*

*SCREAMING HARDER*

Wow why is Tony Stark’s defiant look here so fukin hot? Cause uh.

FUCKING PUT IT BACK OBADIAH YOU MONSTER

*SOBBING*

Obadiah: Too bad you had to involve Pepper in this. I would’ve preferred that she lived.
Me & Tony:

EVERYONE GO SAVE TONY NOW THANKS

SAVE HIM.

DO IT

NO TONY!!!! TONY NO!!!!

DUM-E YOU BEAUTIFUL MACHINE

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING MONSTER.

RHODEY GO SAVE HIM.


Pepper Potts, SHIELD agent.

AHAHAHA I love him

Lmao Tony flew out of a hole in his ceiling. And Rhodey stares at the old suit like “Next time, baby” Ahahaha yeah. Gotta wait until it’s Don Cheadle for that shit.

Lmao Google just tried to autocorrect Don Cheadle to Don Headache and tbh yeah. I could see that.

RUN PEPPER

SO THIS FUCKER JUST CAME UP OUT OF THE GROUND TO KILL PEPPER LIKE

HOW DARE YOU???

Obadiah about to fuckin kill a family of 5 calling them “Collateral damage” FUCKING NIGHTMARE ASSHOLE Then the mom just casually runs Tony Stark over lmao.

Obadiah: I built this company from nothing
Howard Stark’s Ghost: BITCH U DID WHAT?
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK. WHY ARE RICH PEOPLE LIKE THIS? THEIR PARENTS/MENTORS GIVE THEM LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEY’RE LIKE I BUILT MYSELF FROM NOTHING. LIKE NO YOU DIDN’T???

Obadiah: I’ve made some upgrades of my own *suit flies slow as fuck* Me: *sarcastically* oh wooooooooow. impressive.

🙄

JARVIS: *reading out the power % left* 7% power…
Tony: JUST LEAVE IT ON THE SCREEN, STOP TELLING ME
Me: Lmao. Ice that bitch, Tony.

Dude. You fly slow as shit. You’re covered in ice. You couldn’t even build your own arc reactor. I wouldn’t call that advanced you fuckwit

TONY STARK YOU BEAUTIFUL PETTY ASSHOLE

YEAH BITCH THE ICING PROBLEM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! TONY STARK IS MY HERO THO

The music that SHOULD’VE PLAYED in the background in this scene

Tony: I’m almost out of power. I gotta get out of this thing…
Obadiah: Lol waddap
Me: GODDAMMIT WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DIE

HE IS LITERALLY CRUSHING TONY TO DEATH AND I AM SITTING HERE CRYING

DO IT PEPPER. YOU ABSOLUTE BADASS.

Lol Tony just pulls out his optical connection. Do it to ’em Tony.

Can I just say here that I totally forgot that Obadiah crushed the original Iron Man suit head.

It’s a wonder this didn’t show up in Peter Parker’s room in Spider-Man: Homecoming. Considering how much he likes Star Wars.
*waggles eyebrows* y’all see what I did there?

Time to die Obadiah.

Tony: Just do it!

AND IN THAT MOMENT WE WERE ALL PEPPER

BYE OBADIAH YOU TURD

GUESS WHO TF IS STILL ALIVE. IT’S TONY STARK.

BOOM. And his heart grew 3 sizes that day.

THIS FUCKIN NERD

Tony: There’s nothing about Stane here
Phil: That’s being taken care of. He’s on vacation. Small aircrafts have such a…poor safety record.
Me: OHHHH BURNNNNN.

Pepper flirting with Phil is my favorite thing tbh. I ship it. But I literally ship everyone with everyone the same way I do in Naruto.

Me: *high pitched giggling*

*MORE GIGGLING*

GET YOU SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT U THE SAME WAY TONY STARK LOOKS AT PEPPER POTTS

Pepper: And then you went downstairs to get me a drink and you left me there? By myself? Is that the night you’re talking about?
Tony: *looking both horny and scared* …mmhmm?
Pepper: Thought so.
Tony: *thinking: fuck I struck out. GDI*
Me: GIVE IT TIME, TONY


SHUT UP CHRISTINE

THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU THE BEST HERO, TONY.

*SCREAMING*

TIME FOR THE FIRST EVER AFTER CREDITS SCENE OF THE ENTIRE MCU THANKS

Tony: JARVIS?
JARVIS: Welcome home s—*shuts off*
Me: WHO HURT HIM

HELLO NICK FURY

FORESHADOWING, I SEE

Me: *HEADBANGS*

That completes my re-watch of Iron Man!

Hope you guys enjoyed it! I’ll be watching The Incredible Hulk on Tuesday and I haven’t seen it yet, so it should be fun? I dunno. Stay tuned for that!