About Me Hard Mode

Hi, my name is: Desdemona Wren
When I’m nervous I: Talk a lot.
Last night I: Watching YOU.

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby?
No.
Were you the first?
No.

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem?
Sometimes.
Are you happy right now? 
Mostly just tired and stressed.

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look?
Most of the time.
Describe your hair:
Medium length. Curly. Auburn.

PART 4: RANDOM 
Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Nope.

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS 
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?

Both.
How’s the weather?
It’s California. So.
Do you like walking in the rain?
It’s California. So.
Do you like thunderstorms?
What is that?

PART 6: FOOD 
Are you a vegetarian?
No.
Anything you absolutely could eat forever?
Salad.
What is your favourite dessert?
Macarons.

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married?
I am married.
Been married before? 
Yes
Are you truly in love? 
Yes

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
Where is your cell phone? 
Right by my hand.
Cheesecake?
Cheese?
Your dream last night?
It involved some sexual deviancy, a spork, exactly 95 crayons, a trained rhino, a failed clown convention and a wild tale of blood, beer, and Batman.
Your favourite drink?
Water.
Where did you grow up?
South Carolina.
Tattoos? 
Yep.
Ketchup? 
Ew.
Your computer?
Garrus.
Your life? 
I’m just getting started.
What are you thinking about right now?
Being tired.
Favourite colour(s)? 
Pink.
When is the last time you laughed? 
Today. Probably like an hour ago.
Last received call? 
JOSE.

Part 9: LIFE 
What friend knows the most about you? 
Probably Ryleigh or Santiago.
Who do you blame for your mood today? 
Jose.
What should we do with stupid people?
Not let them elect a Cheeto president. OH, WAIT.
What is making you sad right now?
Being overworked.
What was the first thing you did this morning?
Cried.
Last person you went out to dinner with?
Santiago.
Do you drink lots of water?
Yes.
How do you vent your anger/sad?
Video games.
What theme does your room have? 
Cluttered.
Are you a mama’s child or a daddy’s child?
Dad.
The last website you visited?
WordPress.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
My cat probably.
Last person you went to the movies with?
Myself.
What did you do/will you do for your birthday this year? 
Idk.
Is anything alive in your room?
Yes.
Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
For once, forward.
What are you looking forward to right now?
Sleeping.

Part 10: IF YOU HAD TO 
If you HAD to dye your hair a colour what colour would it be? 
Pastel pink.
If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
Smiley.

Tagged: About Me

Part 1: Complete the sentence

1. My favorite subject is MILLENNIALS.

2. If I were a teacher, I’d teach ENGLISH or SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING.

3. The subject that I don’t get is BABY BOOMERS.

4. Of all my accomplishments, I am proudest of being able to GET OUT OF DODGE.

5. 5 years from now, I would like to BE HAPPY.

6. If I could live another life, I would be a DRAG QUEEN.

7. I was once mistaken for my SISTER.

8. The best thing I ever got for free was a TACO.

9. My favorite show is CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

10. One night I wanted to last forever was I DUNNO.

Part 2: Complete the equation

Chi + Computer = Conference on Human Factors in Computing Systems

Chi + chocolate = Chai Chocolate

music + study = Music theory

romance + comedy = Romantic Comedy

boy + glasses = Nerd

Part 3: Enumeration

Top 3 Places you’d like to go on for vacation:

  1. Hawaii
  2. Spain
  3. Italy

Top 3 Gifts you’d like to receive:

  1. Unlimited First Class Plane Tickets
  2. A House
  3. A Maid

Top 3 Foods you would wanna eat forever:

  1. Pork noodles
  2. Salad
  3. Oysters

Top 3 Things you’ll do when you aced all your grades:

  1. I’m literally a college grad so
  2. Mostly just slept afterwards
  3. Then got a job/started my career

I’m WEAK

1. Real name: [REDACTED]
2. Nickname: Desdemona, Des, Dessy
3. Favorite color: Amaranth
4. Male or female: Female

5. Elementary school: Too many
6. Middle school: Homeschooled
7. High school: Too many
8. College: Ye
9. Hair color: Red
10. Tall or short: Tall.
11. Sweats or jeans: Jeggings
12. Phone or camera: Phone
13. Health freak: I just ate a zebra cake, so
14. Orange or apple: Neither
15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
16. Guy friends or girl friends: Yes
17. Piercings: Yes
18. Pepsi or coke: Snapple
19. Have you been in an airplane: Yes
20. Have you been in a relationship: Yes
21. Have you been in a car accident: Yes
22. Have you been in a fist fight: Yes
23. First piercing: Ears
24. Best Friend: Meself
25. First award: Advancement in Science
26. First crush: Scar from The Lion King
27. First word: Mickey Mouse
28. Any talent: Yes
29. Last person you talked to: Boyfriend
30. Last person you texted: Best friend
31. Last person you watched a movie with: Boyfriend (It was Avengers: Endgame)
32. Last thing you ate: a cara cara orange
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: Lucifer and Endgame
34. Last song you listened to: Look Back at It – A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie
35. Last thing you bought: Chick-fil-a
36. Last person you hugged: Boyfriend

Favorite:
37. Food: Pork noodles
38. Drink: Water
39. Bottoms: Leggings
40. Flower: Anything fragrant (Azaleas are amazing)
41. Animal: Deer
42. Color: Amaranth // Folly
43. Movie: Me
44. Subject: PHYSICS

Have you ever?
45. [x] fallen in love with someone
46. [x] celebrated Halloween
47. [x] Had your heart broken
48. [x] went over the minutes/ texts on your phone
49. [x] had someone like you
50. [x] hated the way someone changed
51. [?] got pg
52. [ ] had an abortion
53. [x] did something you regret
54. [x] broken a promise
55. [x] hid a secret
56. [x] pretended to be happy
57. [x] met someone who has changed to your life
58. [x] pretended to be sick
59. [x] left the country
60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked it
61. [x] cried over the silliest thing
62. [x] ran a mile
63. [x] gone to the beach with your best friend
64. [x] gotten into an argument with your friends
65. [x] disliked someone
66. [x] stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever

Currently:
67. Eating: Nothing now
68. Drinking: Nothing
69. Listening to: Look Back at It – A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie
70. Sitting or laying: Sitting
71. Plans for today: I should write but I’m probably gonna clean/read fanfiction
72. Waiting for: My food
73. Want kids: Yeah, actually.
74. Want to get married: I do.
75. Want to travel: Yes.

What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: Personality
77. Shorter or taller: Same height
78. Younger or older: Same age
79. Romantic or spontaneous: Logical
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Intelligent
81. Hook up or relationship: Meh
82. Looks or personality: Both (My man has got it all, thanks)

Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: Yes
84. Snuck out of the house: Yes
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: Yes
86. Killed somebody: lol only in my books
87. Broken someone’s heart: Yes
88. Been in love: Yes
89. Cried when someone died: Yes

Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: Yes
91. Miracles: I want to
92. Love at first sight: Love isn’t something that happens in an instant. 
93. Heaven: I want to
94. Santa clause: No
95. Aliens: Yes  (Can I have a drell husband now, please?)
96. Ghosts/Angels: Yeah

Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Sure.
98. Do you know who your real friends are: I think I have a good idea
99. Do you believe in God: I want to

100 Useless Facts

NAME?  
Desdemona

AGE?  
20-ish

FAVORITE FRUIT?
CHERRIES

FAVORITE WAY TO DO YOUR HAIR?
NATURAL

WOULD YOU EVER GET TINTED WINDOWS SO YOU COULD PICK YOUR NOSE WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING YOU?
NO

ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
YES

CAN YOU DRIVE? IIF SO WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
Yes

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MEANING ?
Wat

ARE YOU SAD ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH?  
Yes

ARE YOU A MYSPACE WHORE?
Wat

WHICH ONE OF YOUR  FRIENDS DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE A GOOD PROSTITUTE?
#MeMyselfAndI

DO YOU GO ON YOUTUBE?
Yes

WOULD YOU SWIM THE OCEAN FOR KELSEY?
Who the fuck is Kelsey?

CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED?  
Yes

WOULD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON?
YEAH BRUH

WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO BED?
No

WOULD YOU EVER GET A TATTOO?
I have 2

HAVE YOU EVER CUT SOMEONE ELSE’S HAIR?
Yes

WHAT SONG DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE THE MOST?
Here – Alessia Cara

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
I Come With Knives – IAMX

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE YOU DIE?
I will write a book series

ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH?

WHAT KIND OF CAMERA DO YOU HAVE?
A Canon DSLR

WHAT’S THE HIGHEST NUMBER YOU’VE EVER COUNTED TO?
9124

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR LAST NAME?
3

FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES?
Star Wars I-VIII.  Oops, that’s 7

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend & Mr. Robot & Star Vs. the Forces of Evil

IF YOU COULD GO ON ONE DATE WITH A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Rachel Bloom

DO YOU HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH?
Rachel Bloom

WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
Any

WHAT ARE THREE WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART?
Not be a moron

BIGGEST TURN OFFS?
Ignorance

THREE THINGS YOU WOULDN’T TOLERATE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
1. Not liking children
2. Not reading 
3. Having a closed mind

BIGGEST TURN ON ABOUT GUYS?
No

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR?
Thankfully, no

ARE YOU MADE FUN OF A LOT?
No one would dare

DO YOU LIKE CUDDLING?
How about you don’t fucking touch me?

DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?
No

SOME RANDOM GIRL JUST COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS, “who the hell are you”? WHAT DO YOU SAY BACK?
“I WANT TO POOP HERE”.

LAST PERSON TO SEE YOU CRY?
Someone who decided I wasn’t worth being around

WHO/WHAT MADE YOU CRY?  

ARE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS GIRLS OR GUYS?
No

DO YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUS GUYS OR OPEN GUYS?
No

WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue

WHAT COLOR BRA ARE YOU WEARING?
No

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BOOBS?
I would like to go down a few cup sizes.  But for now they’re the perfect size for my body.

ARE YOU THE TYPICAL GIRL WHO’S ADDICTED TO GOSSIP?
Neeeh.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GIRLY MAGAZINES?
The ones with all the cute clothes.

ARE YOU A GIRLY-GIRL, A TOMBOY, OR IN THE MIDDLE?
I’m mostly just fucker who looks like this:

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DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO’S LOST THEIR VIRGINITY?
Is this like? What is this?

ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW?
I’m never alone

LAST KISS?
Don’t remember

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
Vet

WHEN DID YOU FIRST START FEELING OLDER?
No

LAST PERSON TO SAY THEY LOVED YOU?
I dunno

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Working

WHAT COLOR SHIRT DO YOU HAVE ON NOW?
Blue

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 2AM LAST NIGHT?
Working

WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?
My apartment

THREE BOOKS YOU WOULD READ FOREVER?

THREE CHARACTERISTICS REQUIRED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL DES?
1. Literally do not give a fuck.
2. Be a TOTAL BITCH to everyone you meet
3. Treating your cats like your own children

WHAT’S YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION?
Computer

WHO IS YOUR MOST RECENT EX?
Dis bitch

HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
Yes

SMOKE CIGARETTES?
Meh

SMOKE WEED?
420 YOLO SWAG

DO ANY HARD DRUGS?
4. Be addicted to drugs

BELIEVE IN GOD/ BELONG TO A RELIGION OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL?
No

KEEP YOUR FAITH (RELIGIOUS) NO MATTER WHAT?
No

DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS?
Isn’t it like…Kirk Cameron or something?

GO VEGETARIAN FOR A MONTH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE?
I did that for 10 years.  I’m good

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

PUT UP WITH FRIENDS WHO CONSTANTLY HATED AGAINST SOMETHING YOU BELIEVED IN/ SUPPORTED?
Yes.

ARE YOU QUIET ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY?
My family ain’t even know I gay af

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE IN TEN MONTHS?
Too old

DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE MARRIED BY THEN?
Dude idk what’s gonna happen in the next 10 months, damn

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR SON/ DAUGHTER?
I won’t name them anything cause they wont exist
But Zander and Francesca if it ever happens on accident.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU COULDN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF?

Some dude in Berkeley with a homophobic sign

And Again

WHATS YOURS?

Age: 20-ish

Birthday: Yes

Relationship status: Yes

Biggest fear: Yes

Dream Job: Me

Dream Car: One that drives itself

Dream Home: Anywhere

FAVOURITE?

Artist: An artist

Movie: A movie

Song: High Hopes rn

TV series: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Animal: Deer

Book: So Yesterday

Color : Amaranth

THIS OR THAT?

Twitter or facebook: Twitter

Snapchat or Instagram: Twitter

Pandora or Youtube: Twitter

Coke or Pepsi: La Croix

Tea or Coffee: Tea

Tacos or Pizza: Pork noodles

Winter or summer: Summer

WOULD YOU EVER?

Get married: Yes

Have Kids: 

Swim with sharks: Yes.

Daredevil Stunts: Yes.

Jump out of a Helicopter: If I had to.

I am probably addicted to these things

Name: Desdemona

Nickname: Des, Dez, D, Mona

Soph
star Sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Height: 175.5cm

Sexual orientation: Pansexual, Polyamorus, Queer

Favourite colour: Amaranth

Time right now: 2:03am

Current location: West Coast, USA

Hours of sleep: 7

Lucky number: 42, 7, 77

Last thing i googled: Tiffany infinity bracelet

Number of blankets I sleep under: 2

favourite fictional characters: Fam

Favourite book: FAAAAAAAAAAAM

Favourite artists/bands: Panic! At the Disco

Dream job: Me

I’m wearing: Pajamas

Random fact: lol

When did you create your blog?: Uh

Do you have any other blogs?: Yeah

When did your blog reach it’s peak?: idek

Who is your most active?: no one

What made you decide to get a blog?:

Do you get asks on a daily basis?: No.  

Why did you choose your URL?: Because I am Desdemona Wren

Doctor Who Survey

Your favourite…

1. Doctor:   10 or 13

2. Companion:   Rose or Donna or Martha or Amy

3. Season:   Idek

4. Other character appearing in 3 or more episodes:   Jack

5. Other character appearing in fewer than 3 episodes:   Jackie??

5. Villains:   The Master, Cassandra

6. Alien(s):   Daleks, Slitheen, Cat nurses

7. Episodes:   Rose, Human Nature, The Fires of Pompeii

8. Special:   10th Doctor Christmas Special

9. Season finale:   Journey’s End

10. Romance:   Ten/Rose

11. Friendship:   Donna/Ten

12. Female character:   Martha, Donna

13. Male character:   Jack

14. History episode:   The Unicorn and the Wasp

15. Soundtrack:   Season 2

16. Relative of a companion:   Martha’s mom!

17. Two-part story:   The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances

18. Character theme song:   Rose

19. Doctor’s theme:   9

20. Fan video:   I don’t look at those, actually

Which do you prefer?

21. Russel T. Davies’ or Steven Moffat’s era:   RTD

22. Scary episodes or other episodes:   Both

23. Rose with 9 or Rose with 10:   10

24. Dark or funny side of The Doctor:   Both!

25. 9’s jacket or 10’s coat:   10’s coat

26. 10’s shoes or 11’s bowtie:   10’s shoes

27. 10’s Tardis or 11’s Tardis:   11’s Tardis

28. Jack Harkness or River Song:   Jack!

29. Old or new series:   New

30. Amy or Rory:   I can’t choose! But if I had to, Rory

31. Just the companion or more people in The Tardis:   Everyone in the TARDIS please

Random section

32. Would you rather be thrown into another time by The Weeping Angels or live in a house with The Silence?:   …I mean, it’s not like I’d remember The Silence…

33. Who would you like to see as The Doctor?:   Lmao Rachel Bloom.

34. Any thoughts on Thirteen/her actor yet?:   L O V E.

35. Do you own any Doctor Who (related) merchandise?:   Nope.

36. If you had to marry a character from the series who would it be?:   Probably Martha or Jack.

37. What was the first episode you saw?:   Something with the fifth doctor in it.

38. If you could switch companions and Doctors who would you pair up?:   13 and Rose.

39. Which episode made you cry the most?:   Doomsday.

40. How did you discover the series?:   Internet.

41. If you could travel with the Doctor where would you go first?:   To the future.

42. Which character has the most style?:   Jack, obv.

43. Which character’s wardrobe would you steal?:   Bill’s.

44. Which episode made you the most confused?:   Everything from 11 on.

45. Were you more shocked by the reveal of River Song’s identity or The Face of Boe’s identity?:   The Face of Boe, yeah. River Song, no.

46. Did you fall in love with the series right away or did it take time?:   It took time.

47. Which episode is the scariest?:   Fuckin World War II kid one.

48. Which episode is the coolest?:   Probably that one where The Doctor and Amy and Rory all get stuck in that creepy Hotel.

49. Which companion’s departure was the saddest?:   Rose.

50. If you had a TARDIS would you travel more in time or in space?:   Time!