Obi-Wan TBH: drunk fanfiction with hiccups

The asdvnenturs of Obib wan kenoibi aree complicated in wasy the huuamsn brain cannot comrpeene thne.  especiall;t the the human brian on aniikenen  keywa.llek r.  he doewsn’t uyesyer undersrtasnd thatr openbienmklnows baout his edtrafcurruckllar excitstovies.  

Not toop mnen etuion annkina  constantsaltyk hasa trhe hukkaxuops.  and the edioeosnst qwanrt obiwan to knowon.  e wlaso isn’t super inescested in his onw kjids despite what padme woud think.  she and obiwant have been rining all overt the galazy hifidn gtrom tje  new 
“FDarht h dadre”

but anakain could literallt be list eintiested in his kids and their lives.  That is untill theyub illcitiy force ceninidnisninti.  then he suddently finds hius iontienreistr.

Obi-Wan TBH: drunk fanfiction pt3? idek.

Anakin is head as far as he is ocvne frne d.  There’s no reason for Anakjin to be alivwe with Dath cvader around.  e know iot, padme knows itr, ewberyoe kknow it.

Anakin ia swas

he’s beenn dead fpr uwa rst a thisa oitn,  his two kids growing uop ata the hand of padme and pbiwanr.  their force sewnxicieityt hasd been a big isessues but now for ,muichj longer,.  they are all hiding in onew of the rtour er rium oanets.,  obi wan knows anakin q ll nwzfwe kins rhwemw,

NkIN IANW R wcwn rkookiiunf.  

pad,e os wprreod frpmmpsme raapm/

cal, tje ficl dpwm weverupme.

Obi-Wan TBH: pt 4 – idek

The dites satellite getting older and Padmé is the mmk O’Day beaut ufo woman that he system ever sseen. She was still so intent love rjfid I 3 fnajtjfmx ahoys he never thought tonfomcosnw that oath..he was a edim.je didn’t think that he could conference. Would she wants grimballs2 the same way she wanted fnaikend( he didn’t think someone. She was some much he Kwak sleep but he was nowhere near her her stsus.

But still he looked at her as if she hung the moon,.as is she was the very epitome of the force that dwelled.wothim him. She was the best thing to ever happen to gim.anf he loved her.

More than ahythinf.

More than an ikebana more than his oatchx or own that than dhiensje. The teian. He loved them too but here he was watching her as she laughed as she cries, and shebslept.

He.loced.her.

Obi-Wan TBH: Snip Snap Obi-Wan Doggos

obid wan doesnt like being tolkd what tot do but padme can tell him what to do all day long if she shdma esnprleases because tyhere’s noithiong stopping her i mean eher hgusband is probablybaly dead.  but i mean obiwan knows he dropoenedbnd in lava and not like you know qwcxtualylyly died.  he becma er tghat one guy with the cooooookooooo mask and no biwan is like no pafkghme that’s not animkanan en.  how could you think that? he dowudl never lie to her but pemge is not co certain.

as the twins co coooooooooooooooooooockooooooo man c omes around more, sniffing atrounfd them.  oniwan keeps moving them but padme is drawn to coooooooooooooooookooooooooooooooooooo man and obi-0wan is pretty fucking pissed about it because ofc he loves padme what is not to love about her.  omfg obiwan loves her and akiana fuicking messed that shit UP.

cfoce choke???? really?????obiwan is so completed pissed about that. probably m,ore pissed than  mans erju withlll ever be.  but he tries not to let it shbow.  

luke and lea are 14 now and pedma rtfis still as bneautifgoul and unattainble as ever.  he can’t have hre in any real way, butr it doesn’t stop him ffrrom piningn after his best friends dead best friends ex???? weoife????

Thanthos

It wasn’t the kind of place you’d expect to see someone like her. She was the type you’d see in the underground poetry clubs bearing her emo soul out before an audience that felt much of the same thing. 

She had short black hair that curled under her chin and bangs that covered her right eye, a pale complexion, red-painted lips, and she wore a lot of black eyeliner. She was one of those goth-emo types that seemed to attract his attention. However, this girl was different from his normal infatuations. She didn’t seem like a tormented soul at all as she lay out in a field of wild flowers, but he knew better.

He positioned himself in a sitting position on top of a large rock on the far end of the field and watched her as she lay there beneath the night sky, a soft breeze moving the flowers around her body. 

“Hey,” she said, without even opening her eyes. He didn’t answer her salutation, instead he slid from the rock and approached her. 

“Desdemona?” He asked, even though he already knew it was her.

“Yes,” she answered, eyes still closed. He knelt next to her and stared at her pale face, red lips, and charcoal painted eyes.

“I am Thanthos,” he answered, “I have a request.”

“And if I refuse?” she questioned, obviously knowing what the michevious spirit was up to.

“You know full well,” he began, “what will happen if you refuse me.”

“I do,” she answered. He traced over her cheek with black painted nails as she lay completely still. 

v e r b a t i m

“close your eyes,” you tell me.
I’m so nervous I can’t stop trembling.

You never stopped there
they said you USED me
but I don’t want to listen to reason
I’m too stubborn for their truths.

You hold my hand
tell me to run away
{with you,} for you
I can’t say what you’ve said to me.
it’s all lies.

I write so the drugs will pass me by
YOU USED ME.

Say she isn’t angry now,
but my head is splitting and I can’t
FEEL anymore.
I’ve heard you lie so many times.

“Just you,” you say to me;
and like a SPOILED child I believed you.
You tell me “you’re amazing.”
but you don’t know them IMPACT of the words.

You’d tell me anything to use me again,
but as I see this far ahead the threats just aren’t WORTH it.
not with what you have to offer.

You pay me off
like I’m so cheap you can use me over and over.

It’s funny how you think you can trust them,
they’d rat you out in an instant while I struggle with these secrets.

For you I have been beaten and bruised,
yet you still laugh at my iniquity.
YOU WERE PART OF IT TOO.

Tell me why you are so clean,
tell me why you aren’t bleeding.

I feel so heavy, like lead.
the pressure is overwhelming.
I CAN’T BREATHE.

I’ve waited so long for a moment I can’t even remember,
It was everything and nothing to me
why can’t I remember how it felt?

You tell me I’m crazy,
but you’ve NEVER seen these words.
I can’t let go of this anger and pain…
everyone would be so suspicious of what happened.

Even when I speak to you I can’t get it out.
you have the NERVE to ask me why I’m crying
you knew I could never make it.

You tell me I’m being “overly dramatic”
but when there’s so much inside that I can’t get out

TELL ME
that you wouldn’t die too.

s o m a n y t h i n g s l e f t u n s a i d;
you’d think I was speaking in another language.
this is how I speak.

In your stupidity you don’t know how much it hurts
I never lied to you when I told you it was d i f f e r e n t for me.