This should be fun

I took this from my old Live Journal.

Meme Rules:
1. Open Notepad
2. Go to fanfiction [dot] net
3. Go to a category
4. Write down all the things you have seen/read in the category
5. Repeat 3 and 4 until you have written down all the things you’ve seen for every category.

ANIMANGA
Absolute Boyfriend
Air Gear
Akira
Alice 19th
Alichina
Angel Sanctuary
Angelic Layer
Astro Boy

Avatar: Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra
Asumanga Daioh
Ayashi no Ceres
Beauty Pop
Big O
Bizenghast
Bleach
Blood+
Blue Gender
Blue Seed
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bubblegum Crisis
Captain Tsubasa
Card Captor Sakura
Castle in the Sky
Chobits
Clamp

Claymore
Code Lyoko
Cowboy Bebop
Crescent Moon
DNAngel
DearS
Death Note
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z
Demon Diary
Detective Conan/Case Closed

Detective School Q
Di Gi Charat
Digimon
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Bayblade
Eetie Queerie
Escaflowne

Evangelion
Final Fantasy: Unlimited
Fruits Basket
Fullmetal Alchemist
Furi Kuri: FLCL
Fushigi Yuugi
Fushigi Yuugi: Genbu Kaiden
Ghost in the Shell
Gravitation
Gundam Seed
Gundam Wing
Hamtaro
Hana-Kimi
Hellsing
HiHi Puffy Ami Yumi

His and Her Cirsumstances
Hot Gimmick
Howl’s Moving Castle

Imadoki
Inuyasha
Kamichama Karin
Kill Me Kiss Me
Legal Drug
Love Hina
Loveless
Marmalade Boy
Mars
MeruPuri

Naruto
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Off*Beat
Oh My Goddess
One Piece
Ouran High School Host Club
Outlaw Star
Paradise Kiss

Paranoia Agent
Peacemaker Kurogame
Peach Girl
Pokemon

Pita Ten
Please Teacher!
Prince of Tennis
Princess Ai
Princess Mononoke

Princess Princess
Psychic Academy
Ranma
Rave Master
Read or Die
Rayearth
Sailor Moon

Saiyuki
Sakura Wars
Scryed
Skip Beat!

Slayers
Someday’s Dreamers
Spirited Away
Tokyo Babylon
Tokyo Mew Mew
Trigun

Tsubasa Chronicle
Tuxedo Gin
NOW
Vampire Hunter D
Vampire Princess Miyu
Violinist of Hameln
W Juliet
Vampire Knight
Wish
Witch Hunter Robin
Wolf’s Rain
Yu Yu Hakusho
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Zatch Bell

Zoids
hack/SIGN
xxxHOLIC

BOOKS
A-List
Alice in Wonderland
Animorphs
Baby Sitters Club

Bible
C.S.Lewis
Clique
Edgar Allen Poe
Ella Enchanted
Eragon
Goosebumps
Gossip Girl

Hardy Boys
Nancy Drew
Harry Potter
Holes
Jane Eyre
Last Unicorn
Into the Land of Unicorns
Left Behind
Little Women
Lord of the Flies
Midnighters

Nightmare Room
Peter Pan
Princess Diaries

Princess and the Goblin
Saddle Club
Sarah Dessen
Shakespeare
Sherlock Holmes
To Kill a Mockingbird
Truth About Forever
Tuck Everlasting

Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse

Unicorn Chronicles

CARTOONS
Aeon Flux
Aladdin
Alvin and the Chipmunks

American Dad
American Dragon: Jake Long

Angry Beavers
Animanacs
Aqua Teen Hunder Force
Arthur
As Told By Ginger
Atlantis
Atomic Betty
Batman
Batman Beyond

Batman the Animated Series
Batman/Superman Adventures
Beavis and Butt-Head
Beetlejuice

Ben 10
Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix
Blue’s Clues
Bonkers
Boondocks
Brace Face
Bratz
Butt Ugly Martians
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Captain Planet
Care Bears
CatDog
Catscratch
Chalkzone
Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers
Chowder
Class of 3000
Classic Jonny Quest

Codename: Kids Next Door
Courage: The Cowardly Dog
Danny Phantom

Daria
DarkWing Duck
Dexter’s Laboratory

Disney
Doug
Dragon Tales
DuckTales
Ed, Edd, n Eddy
El Tigre
Emperors New Groove

Fairly Odd Parents
Family Guy

Filmore
Finding Nemo
Flintstones

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Freakazoid
Futurama
G. I. Joe

Galaxy Rangers
Gargoyles
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme)
Godzilla: The Series
Gorillaz
Grim and Evil
Hanna-Barbera

Happy Tree Friends
He-Man
Hey Arnold
Home Movies
Homestar Runner
Inspector Gadget
Invader Zim
Jackie Chan Adventures
Jimmy Neutron
Johnny Test

Jane and the Dragon
Josie and the Pussycats
Justice League
Kappa Mikey
Kim Possible
King Of The Hill
Krypto the Super Dog
Land Before Time
Life and Time of Juniper Lee
Lilo & Stitch
Looney Tunes
MASK
Magic School Bus
Matin Mystery

Max Steel
Megas XLR
Mighty Ducks
Misc. Cartoons

Mucha Lucha
Mulan

Mummies Alive!
My Gym Partner’s a Monkey
My Life as a Teenage Robot
My Little Pony
Ninja Turtles
Oblongs
Pinky and the Brain
Pocahontas
Popeye
Powerpuff Girls

Pucca
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
Recess
Robot Boy
Rocket Power
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Rugrats
Samurai Jack
Scooby Doo
Sesame Street
Sheep In The Big City
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
Simpsons
Sky Dancers
Smurfs

South Park
Space Ghost

SpongeBob SquarePants
Static Shock
Storm Hawks
Super Robot Monkey Team
Tale Spin

Teen Titans
ThunderCats
Tick
Time Squad
Tiny Toon Adventures
Totally Spies
Transformers/Beast Wars
Treasure Planet
Venture Brothers
W.I.T.C.H
Wayside
Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego
Wild Thornberries
Winx Club

X’s
X-Men
x-Men: Evolution
Xiolin Showdown

Yin Yang Yo

COMICS
Avengers
Batman
Calvin & Hobbes
Captain America
DC
Dilbert

ElfQuest
Flash
Foxtrot
Garfield
Ironman
Marvel (More than DC)
Nightwing

Peanuts
Robin
Sandman
Spider-Man
Superman
Teen Titans
Ultimate Marvel
X-Men

GAMES
Final Fantasy (7-10-2, 12)
Kingdom Hearts (I and II)

Sonic
Croc
Spyro

Tony Hawk Pro-Skater
DBZ
Bomber Man
Old 70s Games

MISC
Cats
Jesus Christ Superstar
Producers
Musicals/Plays
Joseph and the Coat of Something
We Will Rock You
Wrestling

MOVIES
10 Things I hate About You
13 Ghosts
A Bugs Life
A Cinderella Story
A Knight’s Tale
A Little Princess
Nightmare on Elm Street
A Walk to Remember
A.I
Across the Universe
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
American Pie
Annie
Armageddon
Austin Powers
Back to the Future
Balto
Batman
Beauty and the Beast
Bend it Like Beckham
Blade
Blair With Project
Blues Brothers
Bourne Identity
Braveheart
Beautiful Girls
Breakfast Club
Bride and Prejudice
Bring it On
Brothers Grim
Butterfly Effect
Cars
Casper
Cast Away
Charlie’s Angels: The Movie
Cheaper By The Dozen
Cheetah Girls
Chicago!
Chicken Little
Chicken Run
Child’s Play
Children of the Corn
Constant Gardener
Contantine
Corpse Bride
Coyote Ugly
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Cursed
Dawn of the Dead
Day After Tomorrow
Dead Man on Campus
Die Hard
Dirty Dancing
Divine Secret of the Yaya Sisterhood
Donnie Darko
Dracula
Edward Scissorhands
Elektra
Enchanted
Ever After
Fantastic 4
Final Destination
Final Fantasy: Spirits Within
Finding Neverland
Ghost Ship
Gladiator
Godzilla
Gone With The Wind
Goonies
Grease
Gremlins
Hannibal
Hellraiser
Hellboy
Hidalgo
High School Musical
Hills Have Eyes
Homeward Bound
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
House of Wax
House on Haunted Hill
I Know What You Did Last Summer
IT
Ice Age
Incredibles
Indiana Jones
Island
James Bond
Jeepers Creepers
Johnny Kapahala
Joseph: Kind of Dreams
Jump In!
Juno
Jurassic Park
Just Like Heaven
Just My Luck
Kate and Leopold
Kill Bill
King Arthur
King Kong
Kingdom of Heaven
Labyrinth
Lake House
Last Unicorn
Last Samurai
Lion King
Little Giants
Little Mermaid
Longest Yard
Lords of Dogtown
Love Actually
Madagascar
Mary Poppins
Matrix
Mean Girls
Meet the Robinsons

Men In Black
Mighty Ducks
Minority Report
Misc. Movies
Miss Congeniality
Monsters Inc.
Monty Python
Motocrossed
Moulin Rouge
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mummy
National Treasure
Neverending Story
Never Been Kissed
Nightmare Before Christmas
Notebook
Ocean’s 11
Ocean’s 12
Osmosis Jones
Over the Hedge
Pacifier
Panic Room
Pariot
Peal Harbor
Pirates of the Caribbean
Planet of the Apes
Poseidon
Prince of Egypt
Princess Bride
Princess Diaries
Raise Your Voice

Remember the Titans
Rocky Horror
Rush Hour
Sandlot
Save The Last Dance
Scarface
Saw
Saving Private Ryan
School Of Rock
Scream
Secret Window
Seven
Shanghai Noon
Shark Tale
Shaun of the Dead
She’s the Man
Shrek
Signs
Silence of the Lambs
Sixteen Candles
Sixth Sense
Sky High
Sound of Music
Spaceballs
Spirit
Spy Kids
Star Wars
Step Up
Superman
Sweet Home Alabama
Teen Wolf
Terminator
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Thing
Titan A.E
Titanic
Toy Story
Treasure Planet
Tron
Troy
Underworld
Van Hellsing
What A Girl Wants
Wild Wild West
Wizard of Oz
X-Men: The Movie (ALL)
You’ve Got Mail
Yours, Mine, and Ours
Zenon
xXx

TVSHOWS
10th Kingdom
3rd Rock From The Sun
7th Heaven
8 Simple Rules
Ally McBeal
Amanda Show
Andy Griffith Show
Angel
Are You Araid of the Dark
Army Wives
Avengers
Baywatch
Bear In The Big Blue House
Beastmaster
Beauty and the Beast
Bewitched
Big Wolf on Campus
Bill Nye The Science Guy!
Bones
Boy Meets World
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: New York
Caitlin’s Way
Charlie’s Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains It All
Close to Home
Closer
Cold Case
Cory in the House

Cosby Show
Crossing Jordan
Dark Angel
Dawson’s Creek
Degrassi
Desperate Housewives
Dexter
Dharma & Greg
Diagnosis Murder
Diff’rent Strokes
Doctor Who
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
Dracula
Drake & Josh
Drew Carey Show
Dukes of Hazzard
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Family Matters
Famous Jett Jackson
Frasier
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Friday Night Lights (like one)
Friends
Full House
Ghost Whisperer
Gilmore Girls

Good Times
Greek
Grey’s Anatomy
Grounded For Life
Growing Pains
Hannah Montana
Happy Days
Hercules
Heroes
Highlander
Home Improvement
House, M.D.
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Incredible Hulk
INSTANT STAR ♥
Invisible Man
Jag
Jericho
Joan of Arcadia
Judging Amy
Kenan & Kel
Kyle XY
Law and Order: SVU

Lazytown
Life With Derek
Lizzie McGuire
Lost
Malcolm in the Middle
McLeods Daughters
Medium
Misc. TV Shows (H2O KTHX)
Monk
Mission: Impossible
Murder She Wrote
My Name is Earl
My So Called Life
Nanny
Nash Bridges
Naturally, Sadie
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
O.C
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Phil Of The Future
Power Rangers
Psych
Radio Free Roscoe
Read it and Weep
Reba
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Saved By The Bell
Scrubs
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Sister, Sister
Smallville
SO WEIRD ♥
South of Nowhere
StarTrek (something…)
Suite Life of Zach and Cody
TV Commercials (WTF?)

Tarzan
That 70’s Show
That’s So Raven

Three’s Company
Tin Man
Touched by an Angel
Tru Calling
Twilight Zone
Ugly Betty
Walker, Texas Ranger
War of the Worlds
Weird Science
West Wing
What I Like About You
Wildfire (just finished it)

Will and Grace
Wishbone
Without a Trace
Wizards of Waverly Place
(I would like to point out that Will and Grace, Without a Trace, and Waverly Place all rhyme. Funny, huh?)
X-Files
Xena: Warrior Princess
Young Hercules
Zack Files
Zoey 101
iCarly

MCU Re-watch: The Incredible Hulk

I’m re-watching the entirety of the MCU, these are my live tweets.

Today’s live tweeting is dedicated to Lisa Stapleton! Happy birthday, you giant nerd!

😍

Let the games begin!

Do all the MCU movies have Universal before the Marvel Studios logo? I don’t remember that from Iron Man

👀

Or is Hulk like Spider-Man? Who is owned by Sony and being borrowed by Marvel?

Fixed it.

This opening sequence is really weird. Hulk is smashing everything and Liv Tyler is in a hospital bed and there are memories and Liv Tyler’s dad is telling him to get out and I’m really just wondering wtf is going on.

This movie is already very different from Iron Man. It’s kind of hard to imagine it was ever considered something MCU-ish with how strange it feels. It’s not something I’ve grown accustomed to. It’s very 90s.

He’s just talking to his dog. And now watching TV. And reading the dictionary. Now he and his fighting teacher are breathing and I’m just like what the fuck. And then he started slapping him. Real cool stuff is happening y’all.

From world renowned scientist to janitor. Good job there, Bruce. (Not being sarcastic, I’m pretty sure janitors get paid more than scientists so this is probably a step up)

UM WHERE WAS SHE IN THE REST OF THE MCU CAUSE HOT DAMN GIRL CAN GET IT.

Boss: 5 months you’ve been helping me out like this. You’re too smart for day labor. Let me put you on payroll.
Banner: *cuts his hand*
Terrible CGI: This is what blood looks like, right?

His blood fell into the pop y’all. He’s working in a drink factory. Lol he just supergued his finger closed.

HE STOPS THE PRODUCTION AND CHECKS AND HE FINDS HIS BLOOD ON THE STUPID CONVEYOR BELT BUT DOESN’T CHECK THE BOTTLES? COME ON BRUCE. Somebody gonna get a Hulkin surprise with their pop.

AND GUESS WHERE IT’S GOIN?

Gorgeous woman: Help me Ed Norton, you’re my only hope.
Me: Hulk time?

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST WALKS AWAY. OH MY GOD.
WAIT HE COMES BACK.
HER NAME IS MARTINA.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m hungry. Loving this. Great job. A+.

Now he’s making some kind of flower paste or whatever. Looks super fun. Very visually stimulating. And by that I mean I’m bored as shit right now. Where is Mark Ruffalo.

Bruce Banner. Making the Hulk Virus worse, one flower at a time.

Why do people never fill out customs forms in movies? Like you can’t just send stuff to another country without that form, my dude.

STAN LEEEE. He literally just opened a fridge and started looking in it. It was so random! OH DUDE. HE GOT KILLED BY HULK’S BLOOD (I think). HOT DAMN.

He alerted the army to his whereabouts with his blood accident. And now they’re commin to get his ass.

I hope they didn’t kill that dog cause I’m gonna be super mad about it.

AHAHAHA HE LEFT A PILLOW IN HIS BED AND THEY TRANKED THAT. Then he ends up in gorgeous girl’s apartment. Can this be a movie about her instead?

Wow Banner. They found him hella easily. He’s so bad at being inconspicuous.

HAHAHAHA SOME DUDE JUST FELL OFF A ROOF. DUMB ASS.

Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner can’t fight like this. Continuity error.

He’s about to get angry and these dudes are like fuck you Bruce Banner.

Hello Hulk.

It ain’t easy being green.

Me, watching these dudes get fucked up: I don’t know what y’all expected. He’s the Hulk.

Solider: If Banner knows what it is, I’m gonna track him down and put my foot on his throat and…
Me/Captain: That was Banner

🙄

DUDE ENDED UP IN GUATEMALA. BANNER WHY. BANNER HOW.

HE JUST BOUGHT MORE STRETCHY PANTS. AN ICON.

It’s really hard to make this funny when huge stretches of this movie are just silence and running around. Like I’m really upset about how boring this is.

Oh look. There’s Liv Tyler. Cool. Maybe something will actually start happening.

Nope. He’s just awkwardly staring at her and watching her walk off with some random guy holding hands.

I dunno why he’s sad. I don’t know what he expected. For her to not move on after he nearly killed her?

Her new boyfriend is a head shrink according to this super old guy who owns a pizza place. One of the best head shrinks? Idk.

Now Banner is delivering pizzas. Secret agent maaaan. Secret AGENT MAAAAN. Gonna give you a free medium pizza in exchange for entering a lab.

Hello Mr. Harrington from Spider-Man: Homecoming:

Lmao Norton 360 came up when he logged in and I’m like yeah. Sounds about right.

Frfr. I wanna know who Mr. Blue is. Cause I want it to be Tony Stark because that would be cute, but he would never be Blue *crying*

LIV TYLER SEES BRUCE.

They meet on a bridge in the rain. Also why the fuck is she whispering? Like she’s just whispering really loudly instead of talking for her line delivery and I just. Can we not whisper in super hero movies 2k19?

I actually groaned out loud for this delivery. Come ON, y’all.

At least she got the data he needed.

Y’all I am 45 minutes in and this has been a huge mistake so far.

Found out who Mr. Blue is and I immediately hate him.

🙄

I should’ve just watched Iron Man 2. At least Pepper doesn’t go around whispering all the time.

Oh no. I think I hurt her feelings. No. Wait. She’s just pining over Bruce who is sleeping in the other room. Fucking b o r i n g.

Sad music: *plays*
Bruce & Liv Tyler: *pining*
Me: *sighs heavily*


THIS SEEMS SAFE.

Another chase scene. Just what I wanted.

Lmao he just swallowed a thumb drive. Good job Dr. Banner.

Oops. The Captain is actually a General. And he’s Liv Tyler’s father. I’m totally shocked. See: No I’m not.

General: *looks at hulk* Now she’ll see
Me: Dude.
Liv Tyler: oh no he’s hot.

Tag yourself: I’m the people filming on their camera phones.

Cool?

Liv Tyler: *finally yelling* YOU’RE KILLING HIM. STOP!!!
Me: No, go on. Where’s Mark Ruffalo?

I love how they just keep trying to shoot him like that’s gonna do anything. Seriously.

He just kicked Blonski into a tree lmao.

Liv Tyler is lookin at him. And she just whispers his name.
And he protects her from getting hit by a helicopter.
Twas beauty who tamed the beast.

He makes his hulk face and I’m vastly underwhelmed.

OH MY GOD HEAD SHRINK BRO TOTALLY TURNED THEM IN.

Head shrink: He protected her. You almost killed her.
General: Blah blah blah terrible excuse.
Head shrink: You know. It’s a point of professional pride with me that I can always tell when someone’s lying. And you are.
Me: Who fucking wrote this.

Head Shrink: I used to wonder why she never talked about you. Now I know!
General: *pause* where does she meet these guys?

Where is Mark Ruffalo 2K19:

He just threw a rock at the sky. It’s lightning you dumb green fuck.

There’s still like 50 minutes left and I’m just like lmao nevermind we done. But I promised I’d watch this and that’s what I’m gonna do.

Right after I go get sushi from a restaurant down the street.

She got what she wanted all those nights ago where they were pining. Lmao hulk is little spoon.

Tbh? AWH. Can you imagine Banner being little spoon with Natasha? That’s so fucking cute.

Natasha is big spoon 2k19.

LET’S MCFUCKIN DO THIS. GOT MUH SUSHI.

LMAO. She got him purple stretchy pants. SO ICONIC. But he won’t wear them. I’m real sad about it.

2k19:

They try to have sex and his heart rate is just like “Yo waddap” so he can’t have sex cause of his roid rage or some shit. They warned y’all. Steroids cause impotence. And you didn’t listen. When will you learn? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.

They’re selling necklaces now. Cause they only have $40.

Wait.
THIS IS SHIELD?

I was wrong about Mr. Blue.

Who TF is Samuel Sterns 2k8.

Banner: I don’t want to control it. I want to get rid of it.
Me, living in the future: WELL HONEY. YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMIN’.

They’re on a boat now. Headed toward Manhattan.

NEW YORK CABBIES, AM I RIGHT??

😂

Lmao. Liv Tyler yells at and kicks the cab and Ed Banner is like “Lmao.”

Hello Sterns. Lmao unassuming man shaking my hand.

Sterns: Kill him? YEAH. I should say so.
Who TF is this actor.

They’re about to shock him or something. They did it. And now he’s transforming. Haha science.

Kicking things in the lab and yelling. Haha science x2.

I sped up the play back because the amount of long ass pauses where nothing happens is too fucking much and I’m really mad about it.

Sterns: None of our test subjects ever survived
Me: Wait…what?

Blonski just tossed Liv Tyler into a damn wall.

Liv: I will never forgive what you’ve done to him. Don’t ever speak to me as your daughter again.
Me: Oh shit.

Sterns, to Blonski: Looks like you got a little something in you already, don’t you?

😉

Well, now Abomination is outchea and we’ve got all these damn hulks runnin around and shit. Good job Sterns.

CAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICKS JUST CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED.
YOUR FANTASIES CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?
YOU FREAKIN FRICKS.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?

They finally wise up and stop using regular bullets once it’s not the hulk and I’m like y’all are fuckin dumb.


TWO KISSES IN ONE MOVIE? WOW. Is this before Disney owned it? Cause Disney doesn’t like kissing.

THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN PART OF THE MOVIE.
Banner: *kisses Liv Tyler and jumps out of the airplane*
Banner: *falling and waiting for The Hulk*
Hulk: *doesn’t come*
Banner: OH SHIT

Hulk, shows up late with Starbucks:

Clash of the titans: (This still is so perfect lmao. Look at those matchbox cars.)

What I don’t get is why they’re trying to make their own super solider serum when they already have it. Like didn’t Howard Stark already make this? #CaptainAmerica

General: Help the green one!
Me: THEY’RE BOTH GREEN YOU MORON

Abomination: You don’t deserve this power
Hulk: *kicks his ass*
Helicopter: *explodes*
Me: Wow.

Abomination is kicking Hulk’s ass now. NBD.

Abomination: Any last words?
Hulk: HULK SMASH.
Me: DO IT TO ‘EM, BANNER.

Bruce Banner has incredible penmanship. That’s hot yo.

Tony Stark: *walks in*
Me: *IMMEDIATELY STARTS SCREAMING*

TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONYU YTONY YONTY TONY YOYNYYONY Y TONY!!!!! TONY STARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stark: I hear you have an unusual problem
General, terrible acting: YOU SHOULD TELK
RDJ, doesn’t even break character, staring him down like a pro: You should listen.
Me: *HYPERVENTILATING*

Stark: What if I told you we were putting a team together?
General: Who is we?
Stark:

OH MY GOD HE’S SO HOT.

THEN IT JUST ENDS THERE. TONY COME BACK. TONY. TONY COME BACK. *SOBBING* TONY YOU WERE THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THIS MOVIE (OTHER THAN MARTINA) COME BACK.

Also what happened to Banner’s dog?

Y’all there was no after credits scene this is fucking sacrilege.

Give me more Tony Stark 2k19.

That concludes my live tweet thread for The Incredible Hulk! You can read them on Twitter here.

You can see my Iron Man live tweets on twitter, here. And you can read my Iron Man LTs on my blog here.

Thank you guys so much for all your support! And if you really really like my MCU live tweet series, please think about supporting me on Patreon, Ko-Fi, or sending me a donation via paypal.

I’ve been unemployed for a few months and my savings are running out. So every day is a struggle. Any little bit helps.

How to write better Amazon reviews

Hey guys! Recently I’ve run into a lot of people asking me how to write better reviews on Amazon for books they’ve read from fellow indie authors.

But the thing about reviewing books is, unless you’re running a review blog, you don’t have to do much!

My reviews are long and wordy because I’ve got a lot to say (plus I write reviews for books here on my blog as well, so I like to try and sell those books to my readers).

But if you’re not doing that, here’s my easy-peasy four-step process for writing Amazon reviews (and getting them approved by the powers that be):

1. Don’t use any profanity (Amazon won’t publish foul language)

2. Abide by that ridiculous $50 purchase rule (it sucks, I know)

3. Cross-post your reviews to Goodreads (it seriously helps!)

4. A little goes a long way! Your review doesn’t have to be a novel. A few sentences would be just fine. Leave the writing to the authors, just make sure they know how much you appreciate their hard work!

If you don’t know what to write, a simple “This was really good! I can’t wait to read more by Author name” will suffice.

Or, if you didn’t like the book, feel free to give constructive criticism. I personally read every review I get to try and improve my work. Some of them can be really harsh, so try not to outright attack the author, but be sure to point out anything problematic so they can fix it in the future.

And that’s it! That’s all it takes. Reviews aren’t rocket science and it’s something really easy and really nice you can do to help an author you admire to succeed in the market.

Writers be like…

  • Friends who don’t read: I don’t understand. Why would people hate you because of your writing?
  • Friends who do read: I FUCKING HATE YOU. YOU’RE A MONSTER. WHEN IS THE NEXT BOOK COMING OUT?
  • Friends who write: Recently I started getting death threats for my latest novel. I’ve reached the big time. I have become one of the top authors in the world. This is my big break.

Author Charlie Knight

My editor just did an interview! I love them so much and they definitely deserve all the praise they get! Thank you Mikki Noble for featuring Charlie on your blog ❤

Welcome to author interviews–the first of many, I hope. Lately, I’ve realized there are a lot of great authors out there that get buried underneath a pile of rejection letters and self-doubt. Social media is a wondrous thing, but it only gets you so far. Once a month I’d like to showcase a very special author and this week I was lucky to have my friend Charlie Knight answer some questions about herself.

She’s a sweet soul. Keep reading and you’ll find out for yourself.

MN: Charlie, why did you want to become a writer?

CK: The first thing I ever wrote was fanfiction when I was nine years old; back then, it was just a lot of fun! The creative release felt good and I really enjoyed letting the stories in my head out so that they could take on a life of their own. As I got older…

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Fanart: Marjorie Diaz – Cessily & Adorara

Here’s some fanart I did for Marjorie Diaz of Cessily and Adorara. They’ve sort of become fan favorites so I figured I gotta draw my two favorite lesbians. 

(My other favorite lesbian is Lucian because Adorara is bi/pansexual)

More about Marjorie Diaz

Girl meets boy. Girl falls in love with boy. Boy hunts girl for sport.

Marjorie Diaz has no idea who Patrick Watkins is. When he saunters into her senior seminar class during her last semester of college, the last thing she expects is to fall in love with him. 

She’s swept up into a whirlwind—and often times fairytale-esque—romance. That is, until his family kidnaps her and sends her to a place she never thought she would go again. 

Now, with the help of her best friend Lucian Maravalle, she has to run for her life, and try not to think too hard about the fact that all of the important people in her life has been keeping a dangerous secret. A secret that could cost Marjorie her life.

Book one in the Marjorie Diaz series.

Cover art by Ariel LeAnn of Cat’s Paw Media

**THIS TITLE IS LGBT WITH A FULL LGBT AND POC CAST** 

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