Obi-Wan TBH: Obi-Wan has a family

Obi-Wan is sped in love airhead she exist trying to talk to the dirt everything barred talked to whim and then one she payment kissed him and he is like what payment night you just and she was like yeah dude ur like suo3r.hot and you raised my kids dufres and he’s so d hi oviedo but Luke and Leia already call him flush and he just years up and he loves everyone and think that Hatake most mentioned everything easy eight in the world. H3 had gotten everything he had rb34 3wnted and do things would than ft in his way more not even the kpoolkook o-o man. He may have impregnated pkademe but Obi-Wan is the one who raised those thcild dfnjkl.

This is a his family.

Quick Dating Advice #2

If you are a murderer or serial killer someone using an online dating app such as Tumblr or Bumble, be sure to use a picture of an adorable animal to entice your pre-ahem-future mate.

You should avoid, if at all possible, using any of the following picture formats as it does not attract potential vict-ahem-mates, and they will swipe left.  Do not use obnoxious angles, pictures that are not representative of your true self, close up pictures, or blurry photographs.

All photographs should be in high resolution and taken by Beyonce’s personal photographer.  All images must be unique and organic.  Do not copy them from the internet.  Spare no expense.

Obi-Wan TBH: drunk fanfiction with hiccups

The asdvnenturs of Obib wan kenoibi aree complicated in wasy the huuamsn brain cannot comrpeene thne.  especiall;t the the human brian on aniikenen  keywa.llek r.  he doewsn’t uyesyer undersrtasnd thatr openbienmklnows baout his edtrafcurruckllar excitstovies.  

Not toop mnen etuion annkina  constantsaltyk hasa trhe hukkaxuops.  and the edioeosnst qwanrt obiwan to knowon.  e wlaso isn’t super inescested in his onw kjids despite what padme woud think.  she and obiwant have been rining all overt the galazy hifidn gtrom tje  new 
“FDarht h dadre”

but anakain could literallt be list eintiested in his kids and their lives.  That is untill theyub illcitiy force ceninidnisninti.  then he suddently finds hius iontienreistr.

Obi-Wan TBH: drunk fanfiction pt3? idek.

Anakin is head as far as he is ocvne frne d.  There’s no reason for Anakjin to be alivwe with Dath cvader around.  e know iot, padme knows itr, ewberyoe kknow it.

Anakin ia swas

he’s beenn dead fpr uwa rst a thisa oitn,  his two kids growing uop ata the hand of padme and pbiwanr.  their force sewnxicieityt hasd been a big isessues but now for ,muichj longer,.  they are all hiding in onew of the rtour er rium oanets.,  obi wan knows anakin q ll nwzfwe kins rhwemw,

NkIN IANW R wcwn rkookiiunf.  

pad,e os wprreod frpmmpsme raapm/

cal, tje ficl dpwm weverupme.

Obi-Wan TBH: pt 4 – idek

The dites satellite getting older and Padmé is the mmk O’Day beaut ufo woman that he system ever sseen. She was still so intent love rjfid I 3 fnajtjfmx ahoys he never thought tonfomcosnw that oath..he was a edim.je didn’t think that he could conference. Would she wants grimballs2 the same way she wanted fnaikend( he didn’t think someone. She was some much he Kwak sleep but he was nowhere near her her stsus.

But still he looked at her as if she hung the moon,.as is she was the very epitome of the force that dwelled.wothim him. She was the best thing to ever happen to gim.anf he loved her.

More than ahythinf.

More than an ikebana more than his oatchx or own that than dhiensje. The teian. He loved them too but here he was watching her as she laughed as she cries, and shebslept.

He.loced.her.

Obi-Wan TBH: Snip Snap Obi-Wan Doggos

obid wan doesnt like being tolkd what tot do but padme can tell him what to do all day long if she shdma esnprleases because tyhere’s noithiong stopping her i mean eher hgusband is probablybaly dead.  but i mean obiwan knows he dropoenedbnd in lava and not like you know qwcxtualylyly died.  he becma er tghat one guy with the cooooookooooo mask and no biwan is like no pafkghme that’s not animkanan en.  how could you think that? he dowudl never lie to her but pemge is not co certain.

as the twins co coooooooooooooooooooockooooooo man c omes around more, sniffing atrounfd them.  oniwan keeps moving them but padme is drawn to coooooooooooooooookooooooooooooooooooo man and obi-0wan is pretty fucking pissed about it because ofc he loves padme what is not to love about her.  omfg obiwan loves her and akiana fuicking messed that shit UP.

cfoce choke???? really?????obiwan is so completed pissed about that. probably m,ore pissed than  mans erju withlll ever be.  but he tries not to let it shbow.  

luke and lea are 14 now and pedma rtfis still as bneautifgoul and unattainble as ever.  he can’t have hre in any real way, butr it doesn’t stop him ffrrom piningn after his best friends dead best friends ex???? weoife????