I’ve published books, I’ve definitely published books

It has come to my attention recently, after a few of my close friends yelled at me, that people don’t know I’ve written books.

So I’m here to set the record straight. My name is Desdemona Wren and I have written 4 books; 2 novels & 2 novellas and I’m going to tell you a little bit about them.

First up, The Marjorie Diaz series: Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Magical High Society and Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Ancestral Politics & Foul Play.

The Marjorie Diaz series follows Marjorie Diaz, a 22 year-old Mexican American college student who manages to piss off some magical high royals and gets herself marked for death.

And while that seems like a very bad thing (TM), the story keeps cutting deeper and Marjorie discovers everyone has a secret, including her best friend.

This title is LGBT with acespec rep, lesbian rep, bisexual/pansexual rep, and transgender characters. There is also POC rep with Mexican American, Black American, Zimbabwean, and British Indian characters.

Next up, Bloom: A Monster Love Novella and Call Me Eli (my anthology piece).

Both of these books feature transgender characters in same-sex relationships.

Bloom: A Monster Love Novella is about Holly Juniper who falls for a nymph who comes through a portal in her barn. She gets more than she bargained for, when Nia helps her discover what she was truly meant to do.

Call Me Eli is about a transman who falls in love with a rock star when he shows up and hijacks Eli’s cab ride back from his impromptu concert at CosFest, a huge con he goes to with his best friend every year. It’s a Cinderella story, but with a fresh take. They’re adorable together and I’ll be rewriting their story when I get the rights back in August.

I have another few books I want to release this year: Nighthawks: A Monster Love Novella, A City of Glass and Sand, Marjorie 3, A Reverse Harem story, and The Incredible Origins of Suzie Q, Demon Hunter Extraordinaire.

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100 Useless Facts

NAME?  
Desdemona

AGE?  
20-ish

FAVORITE FRUIT?
CHERRIES

FAVORITE WAY TO DO YOUR HAIR?
NATURAL

WOULD YOU EVER GET TINTED WINDOWS SO YOU COULD PICK YOUR NOSE WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING YOU?
NO

ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
YES

CAN YOU DRIVE? IIF SO WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
Yes

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MEANING ?
Wat

ARE YOU SAD ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH?  
Yes

ARE YOU A MYSPACE WHORE?
Wat

WHICH ONE OF YOUR  FRIENDS DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE A GOOD PROSTITUTE?
#MeMyselfAndI

DO YOU GO ON YOUTUBE?
Yes

WOULD YOU SWIM THE OCEAN FOR KELSEY?
Who the fuck is Kelsey?

CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED?  
Yes

WOULD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON?
YEAH BRUH

WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO BED?
No

WOULD YOU EVER GET A TATTOO?
I have 2

HAVE YOU EVER CUT SOMEONE ELSE’S HAIR?
Yes

WHAT SONG DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE THE MOST?
Here – Alessia Cara

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
I Come With Knives – IAMX

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE YOU DIE?
I will write a book series

ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH?

WHAT KIND OF CAMERA DO YOU HAVE?
A Canon DSLR

WHAT’S THE HIGHEST NUMBER YOU’VE EVER COUNTED TO?
9124

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR LAST NAME?
3

FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES?
Star Wars I-VIII.  Oops, that’s 7

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend & Mr. Robot & Star Vs. the Forces of Evil

IF YOU COULD GO ON ONE DATE WITH A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Rachel Bloom

DO YOU HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH?
Rachel Bloom

WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
Any

WHAT ARE THREE WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART?
Not be a moron

BIGGEST TURN OFFS?
Ignorance

THREE THINGS YOU WOULDN’T TOLERATE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
1. Not liking children
2. Not reading 
3. Having a closed mind

BIGGEST TURN ON ABOUT GUYS?
No

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR?
Thankfully, no

ARE YOU MADE FUN OF A LOT?
No one would dare

DO YOU LIKE CUDDLING?
How about you don’t fucking touch me?

DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?
No

SOME RANDOM GIRL JUST COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS, “who the hell are you”? WHAT DO YOU SAY BACK?
“I WANT TO POOP HERE”.

LAST PERSON TO SEE YOU CRY?
Someone who decided I wasn’t worth being around

WHO/WHAT MADE YOU CRY?  

ARE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS GIRLS OR GUYS?
No

DO YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUS GUYS OR OPEN GUYS?
No

WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue

WHAT COLOR BRA ARE YOU WEARING?
No

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BOOBS?
I would like to go down a few cup sizes.  But for now they’re the perfect size for my body.

ARE YOU THE TYPICAL GIRL WHO’S ADDICTED TO GOSSIP?
Neeeh.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GIRLY MAGAZINES?
The ones with all the cute clothes.

ARE YOU A GIRLY-GIRL, A TOMBOY, OR IN THE MIDDLE?
I’m mostly just fucker who looks like this:

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DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO’S LOST THEIR VIRGINITY?
Is this like? What is this?

ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW?
I’m never alone

LAST KISS?
Don’t remember

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
Vet

WHEN DID YOU FIRST START FEELING OLDER?
No

LAST PERSON TO SAY THEY LOVED YOU?
I dunno

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Working

WHAT COLOR SHIRT DO YOU HAVE ON NOW?
Blue

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 2AM LAST NIGHT?
Working

WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?
My apartment

THREE BOOKS YOU WOULD READ FOREVER?

THREE CHARACTERISTICS REQUIRED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL DES?
1. Literally do not give a fuck.
2. Be a TOTAL BITCH to everyone you meet
3. Treating your cats like your own children

WHAT’S YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION?
Computer

WHO IS YOUR MOST RECENT EX?
Dis bitch

HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
Yes

SMOKE CIGARETTES?
Meh

SMOKE WEED?
420 YOLO SWAG

DO ANY HARD DRUGS?
4. Be addicted to drugs

BELIEVE IN GOD/ BELONG TO A RELIGION OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL?
No

KEEP YOUR FAITH (RELIGIOUS) NO MATTER WHAT?
No

DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS?
Isn’t it like…Kirk Cameron or something?

GO VEGETARIAN FOR A MONTH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE?
I did that for 10 years.  I’m good

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

PUT UP WITH FRIENDS WHO CONSTANTLY HATED AGAINST SOMETHING YOU BELIEVED IN/ SUPPORTED?
Yes.

ARE YOU QUIET ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY?
My family ain’t even know I gay af

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE IN TEN MONTHS?
Too old

DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE MARRIED BY THEN?
Dude idk what’s gonna happen in the next 10 months, damn

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR SON/ DAUGHTER?
I won’t name them anything cause they wont exist
But Zander and Francesca if it ever happens on accident.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU COULDN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF?

Some dude in Berkeley with a homophobic sign

And Again

WHATS YOURS?

Age: 20-ish

Birthday: Yes

Relationship status: Yes

Biggest fear: Yes

Dream Job: Me

Dream Car: One that drives itself

Dream Home: Anywhere

FAVOURITE?

Artist: An artist

Movie: A movie

Song: High Hopes rn

TV series: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Animal: Deer

Book: So Yesterday

Color : Amaranth

THIS OR THAT?

Twitter or facebook: Twitter

Snapchat or Instagram: Twitter

Pandora or Youtube: Twitter

Coke or Pepsi: La Croix

Tea or Coffee: Tea

Tacos or Pizza: Pork noodles

Winter or summer: Summer

WOULD YOU EVER?

Get married: Yes

Have Kids: 

Swim with sharks: Yes.

Daredevil Stunts: Yes.

Jump out of a Helicopter: If I had to.

I am probably addicted to these things

Name: Desdemona

Nickname: Des, Dez, D, Mona

Soph
star Sign: Leo

Gender: Female

Height: 175.5cm

Sexual orientation: Pansexual, Polyamorus, Queer

Favourite colour: Amaranth

Time right now: 2:03am

Current location: West Coast, USA

Hours of sleep: 7

Lucky number: 42, 7, 77

Last thing i googled: Tiffany infinity bracelet

Number of blankets I sleep under: 2

favourite fictional characters: Fam

Favourite book: FAAAAAAAAAAAM

Favourite artists/bands: Panic! At the Disco

Dream job: Me

I’m wearing: Pajamas

Random fact: lol

When did you create your blog?: Uh

Do you have any other blogs?: Yeah

When did your blog reach it’s peak?: idek

Who is your most active?: no one

What made you decide to get a blog?:

Do you get asks on a daily basis?: No.  

Why did you choose your URL?: Because I am Desdemona Wren

Do you want to help support me and get some cool perks while you’re at it?

I’m running a Patreon where I post smutty stories twice a month and some other cool little tidbits if any of you are interested in supporting this starving artist.

Here’s what you get!

For just $1/month you get:
-Access to writing blurbs from new books
-Friends Only funny content
-Deleted scenes from current & upcoming novels

For $5/month you get:
-All previous offerings
-Crack drawings of my characters
-Bi-weekly erotica
-Bi-Monthly book-centric comic pages

And you also have the satisfaction of knowing you’re helping support an artist who is trying to make it in the modern world.

Not ready for the commitment of a monthly fee, but still want to offer your support? I also have a Ko-Fi account where I occasionally post art, take writing commissions, and where you can provide one-time donations to support my writing habit.

Doctor Who Survey

Your favourite…

1. Doctor:   10 or 13

2. Companion:   Rose or Donna or Martha or Amy

3. Season:   Idek

4. Other character appearing in 3 or more episodes:   Jack

5. Other character appearing in fewer than 3 episodes:   Jackie??

5. Villains:   The Master, Cassandra

6. Alien(s):   Daleks, Slitheen, Cat nurses

7. Episodes:   Rose, Human Nature, The Fires of Pompeii

8. Special:   10th Doctor Christmas Special

9. Season finale:   Journey’s End

10. Romance:   Ten/Rose

11. Friendship:   Donna/Ten

12. Female character:   Martha, Donna

13. Male character:   Jack

14. History episode:   The Unicorn and the Wasp

15. Soundtrack:   Season 2

16. Relative of a companion:   Martha’s mom!

17. Two-part story:   The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances

18. Character theme song:   Rose

19. Doctor’s theme:   9

20. Fan video:   I don’t look at those, actually

Which do you prefer?

21. Russel T. Davies’ or Steven Moffat’s era:   RTD

22. Scary episodes or other episodes:   Both

23. Rose with 9 or Rose with 10:   10

24. Dark or funny side of The Doctor:   Both!

25. 9’s jacket or 10’s coat:   10’s coat

26. 10’s shoes or 11’s bowtie:   10’s shoes

27. 10’s Tardis or 11’s Tardis:   11’s Tardis

28. Jack Harkness or River Song:   Jack!

29. Old or new series:   New

30. Amy or Rory:   I can’t choose! But if I had to, Rory

31. Just the companion or more people in The Tardis:   Everyone in the TARDIS please

Random section

32. Would you rather be thrown into another time by The Weeping Angels or live in a house with The Silence?:   …I mean, it’s not like I’d remember The Silence…

33. Who would you like to see as The Doctor?:   Lmao Rachel Bloom.

34. Any thoughts on Thirteen/her actor yet?:   L O V E.

35. Do you own any Doctor Who (related) merchandise?:   Nope.

36. If you had to marry a character from the series who would it be?:   Probably Martha or Jack.

37. What was the first episode you saw?:   Something with the fifth doctor in it.

38. If you could switch companions and Doctors who would you pair up?:   13 and Rose.

39. Which episode made you cry the most?:   Doomsday.

40. How did you discover the series?:   Internet.

41. If you could travel with the Doctor where would you go first?:   To the future.

42. Which character has the most style?:   Jack, obv.

43. Which character’s wardrobe would you steal?:   Bill’s.

44. Which episode made you the most confused?:   Everything from 11 on.

45. Were you more shocked by the reveal of River Song’s identity or The Face of Boe’s identity?:   The Face of Boe, yeah. River Song, no.

46. Did you fall in love with the series right away or did it take time?:   It took time.

47. Which episode is the scariest?:   Fuckin World War II kid one.

48. Which episode is the coolest?:   Probably that one where The Doctor and Amy and Rory all get stuck in that creepy Hotel.

49. Which companion’s departure was the saddest?:   Rose.

50. If you had a TARDIS would you travel more in time or in space?:   Time!