Obi-Wan TBH: Snip Snap Obi-Wan Doggos

obid wan doesnt like being tolkd what tot do but padme can tell him what to do all day long if she shdma esnprleases because tyhere’s noithiong stopping her i mean eher hgusband is probablybaly dead.  but i mean obiwan knows he dropoenedbnd in lava and not like you know qwcxtualylyly died.  he becma er tghat one guy with the cooooookooooo mask and no biwan is like no pafkghme that’s not animkanan en.  how could you think that? he dowudl never lie to her but pemge is not co certain.

as the twins co coooooooooooooooooooockooooooo man c omes around more, sniffing atrounfd them.  oniwan keeps moving them but padme is drawn to coooooooooooooooookooooooooooooooooooo man and obi-0wan is pretty fucking pissed about it because ofc he loves padme what is not to love about her.  omfg obiwan loves her and akiana fuicking messed that shit UP.

cfoce choke???? really?????obiwan is so completed pissed about that. probably m,ore pissed than  mans erju withlll ever be.  but he tries not to let it shbow.  

luke and lea are 14 now and pedma rtfis still as bneautifgoul and unattainble as ever.  he can’t have hre in any real way, butr it doesn’t stop him ffrrom piningn after his best friends dead best friends ex???? weoife????

Let’s Talk About My Books

It has come to my attention recently, after a few of my close friends yelled at me, that people don’t know I’ve written books.

So I’m here to set the record straight. My name is Desdemona Wren and I have written 4 books; 2 novels & 2 novellas and I’m going to tell you a little bit about them.

First up, The Marjorie Diaz series: Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Magical High Society and Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Ancestral Politics & Foul Play.

The Marjorie Diaz series follows Marjorie Diaz, a 22 year-old Mexican American college student who manages to piss off some magical high royals and gets herself marked for death.

And while that seems like a very bad thing (TM), the story keeps cutting deeper and Marjorie discovers everyone has a secret, including her best friend.

This title is LGBT with acespec rep, lesbian rep, bisexual/pansexual rep, and transgender characters. There is also POC rep with Mexican American, Black American, Zimbabwean, and British Indian characters.

Next up, Bloom: A Monster Love Novella and Call Me Eli (my anthology piece).

Both of these books feature transgender characters in same-sex relationships.

Bloom: A Monster Love Novella is about Holly Juniper who falls for a nymph who comes through a portal in her barn. She gets more than she bargained for, when Nia helps her discover what she was truly meant to do.

Call Me Eli is about a transman who falls in love with a rock star when he shows up and hijacks Eli’s cab ride back from his impromptu concert at CosFest, a huge con he goes to with his best friend every year. It’s a Cinderella story, but with a fresh take. They’re adorable together and I’ll be rewriting their story when I get the rights back in August.

I have another few books I want to release this year: Nighthawks: A Monster Love Novella, A City of Glass and Sand, Marjorie 3, A Reverse Harem story, and The Incredible Origins of Suzie Q, Demon Hunter Extraordinaire.

To keep up with my books, what I’m up to, and get sneak peaks of my writing: sign up for my monthly newsletter on my website!

The Twitch Stream has come to an end, but you can still watch it on my channel!

I had a great time streaming for all of you! I probably lost my voice and streaming for this long was probably a bad idea, but I hope all of you enjoyed it!

No worries if you missed it, though because you can view it anytime on my channel by going here!

Thank you to everyone who showed up to support me. It was a blast! And don’t forget to grab a copy of Marjorie Book 2!

In this house, we stream on Twitch & we are still going strong!

It is a few hours into my Marjorie Diaz Book 2 release party & Twitch stream and I am excited to say that we are still going strong!

But I’ll be here for a few hours yet! Asking questions, reading chapters, and ultimately failing at video games. So drop on in! The water’s fine!

The Twitch Stream breakdown:

3-4:30: Sims 4 & A chapter read
4:30-6:00: Far Cry & $20 giveaway announcement
6:00-7:00: I try to play Bomberman & read the Bomberman scene from Book 1
7:00-9:00: I fail at playing Overwatch &announce giveaway winners

While I do all of this, I will be answering questions about myself and my books and hosting various giveaways.

If you tune in and ask questions, you’ll be entered to win a free signed paperback of any of my books. Whichever one you want! It’s gonna be ah-mazing!

So, tune into my twitch stream anytime before to 9pm (PDT) and support me!

Also, if you can: consider buying me a Ko-Fi to help me through this 6 hour stream.

The time is upon us! My Twitch Stream is Live!

I am so excited to share Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Ancestral Politics & Foul Play with all of you! I’ve been working on this book since the second I published the first one, Marjorie Diaz’s Unfortunate Introduction to Magical High Society last year.

I can’t believe it’s finally happening! My fourth book!

But you didn’t come here to listen to me ramble. You came here to learn about my twitch stream! So let me break it down for ya.

I’ll be live on Twitch for about 6 hours playing various video games from now (3pm Pacific time) to 9pm (PDT) and we are gonna have a blast.

The Twitch Stream breakdown:

3-4:30: Sims 4 & A chapter read
4:30-6:00: Far Cry & $20 giveaway announcement
6:00-7:00: I try to play Bomberman & read the Bomberman scene from Book 1
7:00-9:00: I fail at playing Overwatch &announce giveaway winners

While I do all of this, I will be answering questions about myself and my books and hosting various giveaways.

If you tune in and ask questions, you’ll be entered to win a free signed paperback of any of my books. Whichever one you want! It’s gonna be ah-mazing!

So, tune into my twitch stream anytime between 3pm (PDT) to 9pm (PDT) and support me!

Also, if you can: consider buying me a Ko-Fi to help me through this 6 hour stream.