100 Useless Facts

NAME?  
Desdemona

AGE?  
20-ish

FAVORITE FRUIT?
CHERRIES

FAVORITE WAY TO DO YOUR HAIR?
NATURAL

WOULD YOU EVER GET TINTED WINDOWS SO YOU COULD PICK YOUR NOSE WITHOUT PEOPLE SEEING YOU?
NO

ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
YES

CAN YOU DRIVE? IIF SO WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?
Yes

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL MEANING ?
Wat

ARE YOU SAD ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH?  
Yes

ARE YOU A MYSPACE WHORE?
Wat

WHICH ONE OF YOUR  FRIENDS DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE A GOOD PROSTITUTE?
#MeMyselfAndI

DO YOU GO ON YOUTUBE?
Yes

WOULD YOU SWIM THE OCEAN FOR KELSEY?
Who the fuck is Kelsey?

CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED?  
Yes

WOULD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON?
YEAH BRUH

WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO BED?
No

WOULD YOU EVER GET A TATTOO?
I have 2

HAVE YOU EVER CUT SOMEONE ELSE’S HAIR?
Yes

WHAT SONG DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE THE MOST?
Here – Alessia Cara

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
I Come With Knives – IAMX

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE YOU DIE?
I will write a book series

ARE YOU AFRAID OF DEATH?

WHAT KIND OF CAMERA DO YOU HAVE?
A Canon DSLR

WHAT’S THE HIGHEST NUMBER YOU’VE EVER COUNTED TO?
9124

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEARNED HOW TO SPELL YOUR LAST NAME?
3

FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES?
Star Wars I-VIII.  Oops, that’s 7

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SHOW?
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend & Mr. Robot & Star Vs. the Forces of Evil

IF YOU COULD GO ON ONE DATE WITH A CELEBRITY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Rachel Bloom

DO YOU HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH?
Rachel Bloom

WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
Any

WHAT ARE THREE WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART?
Not be a moron

BIGGEST TURN OFFS?
Ignorance

THREE THINGS YOU WOULDN’T TOLERATE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
1. Not liking children
2. Not reading 
3. Having a closed mind

BIGGEST TURN ON ABOUT GUYS?
No

HAVE YOU EVER PASSED OUT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR?
Thankfully, no

ARE YOU MADE FUN OF A LOT?
No one would dare

DO YOU LIKE CUDDLING?
How about you don’t fucking touch me?

DO YOU KISS ON THE FIRST DATE?
No

SOME RANDOM GIRL JUST COMES UP TO YOU AND SAYS, “who the hell are you”? WHAT DO YOU SAY BACK?
“I WANT TO POOP HERE”.

LAST PERSON TO SEE YOU CRY?
Someone who decided I wasn’t worth being around

WHO/WHAT MADE YOU CRY?  

ARE MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS GIRLS OR GUYS?
No

DO YOU LIKE MYSTERIOUS GUYS OR OPEN GUYS?
No

WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue

WHAT COLOR BRA ARE YOU WEARING?
No

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BOOBS?
I would like to go down a few cup sizes.  But for now they’re the perfect size for my body.

ARE YOU THE TYPICAL GIRL WHO’S ADDICTED TO GOSSIP?
Neeeh.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GIRLY MAGAZINES?
The ones with all the cute clothes.

ARE YOU A GIRLY-GIRL, A TOMBOY, OR IN THE MIDDLE?
I’m mostly just fucker who looks like this:

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DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO’S LOST THEIR VIRGINITY?
Is this like? What is this?

ARE YOU LONELY RIGHT NOW?
I’m never alone

LAST KISS?
Don’t remember

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
Vet

WHEN DID YOU FIRST START FEELING OLDER?
No

LAST PERSON TO SAY THEY LOVED YOU?
I dunno

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
Working

WHAT COLOR SHIRT DO YOU HAVE ON NOW?
Blue

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 2AM LAST NIGHT?
Working

WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE HANGOUT?
My apartment

THREE BOOKS YOU WOULD READ FOREVER?

THREE CHARACTERISTICS REQUIRED TO BE A SUCCESSFUL DES?
1. Literally do not give a fuck.
2. Be a TOTAL BITCH to everyone you meet
3. Treating your cats like your own children

WHAT’S YOUR MOST VALUED POSSESSION?
Computer

WHO IS YOUR MOST RECENT EX?
Dis bitch

HAVE YOU EVER SANG IN FRONT OF A LARGE AUDIENCE?
Yes

SMOKE CIGARETTES?
Meh

SMOKE WEED?
420 YOLO SWAG

DO ANY HARD DRUGS?
4. Be addicted to drugs

BELIEVE IN GOD/ BELONG TO A RELIGION OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL?
No

KEEP YOUR FAITH (RELIGIOUS) NO MATTER WHAT?
No

DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS?
Isn’t it like…Kirk Cameron or something?

GO VEGETARIAN FOR A MONTH TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE?
I did that for 10 years.  I’m good

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

PUT UP WITH FRIENDS WHO CONSTANTLY HATED AGAINST SOMETHING YOU BELIEVED IN/ SUPPORTED?
Yes.

ARE YOU QUIET ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY?
My family ain’t even know I gay af

HOW OLD WILL YOU BE IN TEN MONTHS?
Too old

DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE MARRIED BY THEN?
Dude idk what’s gonna happen in the next 10 months, damn

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR SON/ DAUGHTER?
I won’t name them anything cause they wont exist
But Zander and Francesca if it ever happens on accident.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU COULDN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF?

Some dude in Berkeley with a homophobic sign

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